From now on all material, non-material and mental spaces which depend directly on me – as well as those which depend indirectly on me, as far as possible – from my house, the computer or my website to the occasional hotel room, or a table in a bar, and so on, are hereby declared Christmasless zones – for ever.

At the same time, these spaces will remain open at all times to other people who have taken similar resolutions or who, as refugees, are fleeing from those areas where the imposition of a similar demarcation has not been implemented.